header spelunking: breadsports

[cimorene]

1. Ashlee Evans. Britain's top psychopath, but one hell of a crime scene solver. Just by one look she can tell you your entire backstory. What happens when a psychopath and a sociopath have to work together? The unexpected, of course. Secrets come out and old enemies come back to haunt Ashlee, causing her to need the ultimate protection. Ashlee discovers that working with Sherlock Holmes, anything can happen.


2. i literally do not remember writing this so if you find errors tell me [Substitute 'plagiarism' for 'errors' and you've got a useful disclaimer for Cassie Clare!]


3. Tags: Bread Sex
   By which I mean it's breadkink. Again. Breadplay? I don't even know anymore. Soggy baguette. Breadsports. Yeah.


4. Warning: The dialogue is in French.


5. Upon meeting Martin, an omega, Richard's alpha nose finally, at long last, picks up the scent of his mate, his true omega, the one he's going to spend the rest of his life with. But there's a slight problem and that problem is Benedict Cumberbatch.

♥perhael #s 1-2

Comments

[phosfate]

Tonight, on Britain's Next Top Psychopath! "Jim's coming to see you." "OMG Jim???" "Jim's here?" "Everybody, Jim's coming!" "JIM!"

[pocketmouse]

Benedict Cumberbatch is always a problem.

[cimorene]

MTE.

[brownbetty]

I don't know what to do about breadsports.

I mean, technically, there is no need for me to do anything, but I feel like I need to somehow come to terms with its existence, fringe as it may be.

[starfish]

I was kind of hoping it was a typo. But then I couldn't think of anything it could reasonably be a typo for.

sigh.

[cimorene]

She's written more than one story about them; and personally, I'm not comforted at all by the fact that they're self-aware crack.