conversations with wax

[cimorene]

wax: sure, people are fat, but they know it's not healthy! nobody thinks that being fat and eating fried food drenched in oil is good for your health. if you missed the memo about that you deserve to die.
me: you deserve to die? you don't think that's a little harsh?
wax: you do!
me: "and the penalty for missing this memo... is death."
wax: well, it is.

[wax's cat barfs on the floor.]
wax: there's vomit on the floor.
me: it's more like bile.
wax: but it's on the floor.
me: are you going to wipe it up...?
wax: no. i'm going to work.

in other exciting news something's wacky with my ipod. shiroi_chi took the charger to lithuania and now for some reason the ipod isn't charging when plugged into the computer. this probably is something to do with that damn usb/usb2 thing again. AND IT KEEPS MAKING OMINOUS BEEPING NOISES. stop it! :[

i can't end an entry on such a depressing note, so here is matsujun with baby animals.

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

he's probably always thinking of things to blend suddenly so all his friends have really good blenders, too, because nobody, least of all nino, wants to repeat that incident where he tried to make do with a cutting board and butcher knife and an egg whisk.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

omg. omg. XD!!! just. ahahahahahah. he would lean gradually closer and closer to the cutting board, concentrating, his eyes getting wider as he stares fixedly at the blade--

nino: "what are you doing--"

aiba: "i'm almost done!"

nino: "aibachan, put down the knife."

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ohno always wondered why nino had such a sudden and urgent need for a blender, but never got around to asking because he got preoccupied in the stationary department while nino was browsing.