crack au report!

[cimorene]

this fandom is really, um, strong in the crack aus.

• the one where bodie and doyle are dogs. it starts with them having a conversation and the fact that they're dogs is the surprise ending.


• the one where ray quits art school to run a b&b and a farm and bodie is a gay baronet raised in france who goes there for vacation.


• the one where bodie is beauty (but he's evil) and ray is the beast who teaches him to be a nauseatingly good person.


• the one where doyle is a medieval fisherman and bodie is a selkie.


• the one where doyle is the little mermaid and bodie is the dude he falls in love with except he's not a prince, he's a merchant captain, and he teaches doyle to talk and walk and eat and wipe his arse. and they fight crime.

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

The animal thing really baffles me. SGA seems obsessed with it and I just don't get it. Plus it just seems the height of cutesy and I hate cutesy.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

RODNEY THE CRANKY TURTLE. *sigh* yeah, i think they were just all copying that one where they turned into penguins.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Normally I like penguins, but I shake my fist at the SGA penguins for kicking off that fad.