profound truths about the healing cock

[cimorene]

cim: It's funny how when you're reading a bunch of stories in a row, something that's really weird can seem not that weird, and then when you come back to it later you're like: "Summary: Blair goes undercover in a mental hospital as a gay teenager with nothing else wrong with him and is nearly raped and killed by an evil ex-con orderly under orders from the evil hospital director, and Jim goes berserk and turns into a caveman without the power of speech and pulverises the orderly, and then they have soul-bonding sex."
wax: And next thing you know, you're like, "Did I print that out?"
cim: See, I was looking back through my del.icio.us, and my notes on one of the pros stories were... "Prose rather elegant but suffers from Bodie having epileptic fits and a history of childhood sexual abuse."
wax: But you were like, "It's still totally readable!"
cim: Exactly. And I'm pretty sure the healing cock made an appearance.
wax: Of course.
cim: Epileptic fits, childhood sexual abuse. Can the healing cock be far behind?
wax: It never is.
cim: Yeah, what would be the point of the story? It'd be just hurt and comfort. Who wants the hurt and comfort without the sex?
wax: Then it would be... smarm.

Comments

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

I have to stay away from Sentinel and Due south fic because when I read them like mad almost ten year ago, I didn't know better, I thought the h/c magical healing cock stories were the height of fan fiction! Now they would probably make me squirm..

But on winter nights? h/c magical healing cock with some rape and torture thrown in.. It's like hot chocolate ;)

[copracat]

wax: Then it would be... smarm.

I'm not quite sure how to respond, I just know this punchline is wrong. Very, very wrong.