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Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2007-06-17 04:54 pm
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aökldsjf PARENTS.

Despite past occasions like the NIGHTMARE ROADTRIP FROM HELL TO TEXAS 2004, and the four or five tickets my mom got in 2003 due to falling asleep during the 3.5 hour drive to and from Atlanta, and the fact that she has narcolepsy (aka: falling asleep without warning!), my dad clearly thinks I'm just being a busybody because I keep trying to discourage them from taking long roadtrips anymore. My mother has always been a poor driver, but her narcolepsy has been getting immeasurably worse in recent years, and before 2003 my dad did over 90% of the driving. Since [livejournal.com profile] cuddlepint is 15 and has only had her learner's permit for less than six months, I don't think she is up to doing that.

Now they're planning a roadtrip from Alabama to New Mexico; Daddy estimates this at 17 hours' driving (not counting, that is, any stops whatsoever), but which I think may be an underestimate.


And he thinks they can do it in two days, and assures me that they have hotel reservations and will stop plenty for Mom to nap. And Lilly can drive! (That's my sister, not the cat - the cat has only 2 L's.)

Why are parents stupid? And why won't they believe you when you try to protect them from their own folly??? *tears hair*

If I could split myself into pieces like Patrick does to sing harmony with himself ♥♥♥! I would send Me #2 home promptly to be their housekeeper/chauffeur/secretary. Sometimes thinking of them managing without me makes me cringe. I know they're adults who have always stumbled along more or less okay without me, but then things happen like the Vacation From Hell last summer and Crack Care Packages, and I'm just like, for the love of tiny little green boxes, how are they even still alive?
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[personal profile] isilya 2007-06-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA, oh god, your parents. I know exactly how you feel because my parents will take a certain amount of my bossiness and then will rebel like sullen teenagers: "but I went to the dentist last year" and "I don't want a new suitcase" and I just feel like saying "ARRRRRGH. DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO." Clearly, you and I have more common sense in the tips of our little fingers than our parents.

I just get so insanely frustrated, because, yes, they are the parents but they are useless as little babies in most circumstances! My mum lets tradespeople bully her, my dad is too self-effacing and too honourable to drive a bargain, and they always, always, leave vital tasks and paperwork until it is too late.

They are going to Europe in ten days and I have been having stress dreams about this trip for the past year.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
At least your parents won't take DEATH-DEFYING RISKS against your better advice (as far as I know). My dad was RIGHT THERE IN THE CAR, watching and cringing and having panic attacks right along with me, as my mom swerved right off the road and into the oncoming traffic lane and fell asleep and took her foot off the accelerator, repeatedly, for TWO WHOLE DAYS OF DRIVING. Coffee availed nothing! Naps did not help! Now he's just like "Oh wellz, LOL." WHAT. NO. NOT LOL. DO NOT LET HER DRIVE! How hard is this?

[identity profile] redswami.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
(This is [livejournal.com profile] guinevere33 posting from bf's computer.)

While my parents are eminently sensible, my MOM'S parents are a similar big bag of crazy irrationality. My grandmother has had around half a dozen small strokes and so has been told by her doctor not to drive since some time in the 90's. So, I got her car (the purple Taurus) and my grandfather drove her everywhere. But now he has macular degeneration and can't see...so she started driving again, 10 years older and out of practice! She kept taking off the side mirrors of the station wagon getting it in and out of the garage, but rather than take this as a sign, she bought a smaller car. And even now that she's in an assisted living facility, we *cannot* convince her to take public transportation/taxis. ARG!

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's so distressing that they think they are completely immune to managing from more reasonable people and that they don't have to do what their children say just because they used to take care of them (apparently). Old people and young people (aside from children) aren't legally compelled to listen to people who know better because society is set up to expect them to shut the hell up and let themselves be taken care of, like the meanest survival instinct should tell them to do! Alas, it doesn't work on most teenagers either, but there's no reason to contract a bizarre allergy to taxis (or, in my parents' case, airplanes) at an advanced age. It's nice that you always drove before/everyone else is doing it/it's not that far/you think you can sort of see/it's cheaper this way, and it would be great, given those circumstances, if it were possible for you to take to the road whenever you feel like it, but it isn't! My dad MOCKED my concerns. "Oh! So old! Must... stop... going... senile!" Hey, asshole, you aren't the one with narcolepsy! And YOU CAN'T DRIVE ANYMORE! Auuuuuuuugh.

[identity profile] guinevere33.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It occurs to me that the proper response to this may not be to lecture them about THEIR safety (which they are apparently unconcerned with), but to point out what a hazard they will be to OTHER drivers on the road. "Hey, you - yeah, the guy who was paralyzed in a car accident. Want to do that to *someone else*?" If that fails, I recommend shock therapy :P

[identity profile] pchavez.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
But why New Mexico when there are much more interesting places to the north, east, south, and west? Its not even balloon season yet.

And its about 20 hours of straight driving on a good day, using the interstate highways.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well... they're going to visit my grandfather. It wasn't really pertinent to the story, but he lives there. My family never takes vacations at random; they're always to visit our very large extended family.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Although it should be noted that the natural scenery of New Mexico and many other parts of the West is breathtaking and completely alien, since it's part of a different biome, to the beautiful scenery we have seen so many times already closer to home.

[identity profile] pchavez.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why yes it is. "Pastel" would be the word to describe it, I think.