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Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2008-09-03 07:07 pm
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you know what, among many other things, i find very annoying?

[livejournal.com profile] hollsh: What?


I am annoyed by this:

[blah blah sex or whatever and usually it's pretentious and angsty] "When he [some euphemism or simile for orgasm, or rarely, just 'orgasms' or 'comes'], it feels like [something that orgasms do not feel like, for example, 'a ball and chain being attached to his ankle' or 'hitting a home run' or 'all the things he told himself not to want' or ' successfully shooting milk out your nose while standing on your head' or 'breaking the speed of sound in a rowboat at the top of Niagara Falls']." THE END.


If your orgasm feels like sports, baking, having something strapped or attached to your body, a headstand, or plummeting hundreds of feet into rushing water, UR DOIN IT RONG.