you know what, among many other things, i find very annoying?

[cimorene]

hollsh: What?

I am annoyed by this:

[blah blah sex or whatever and usually it's pretentious and angsty] "When he [some euphemism or simile for orgasm, or rarely, just 'orgasms' or 'comes'], it feels like [something that orgasms do not feel like, for example, 'a ball and chain being attached to his ankle' or 'hitting a home run' or 'all the things he told himself not to want' or ' successfully shooting milk out your nose while standing on your head' or 'breaking the speed of sound in a rowboat at the top of Niagara Falls']." THE END.

If your orgasm feels like sports, baking, having something strapped or attached to your body, a headstand, or plummeting hundreds of feet into rushing water, UR DOIN IT RONG.

Comments

[thornsilver]

Win!

[sophiawestern.livejournal.com]

I don't know, plummeting into rushing water sounds pretty sweet.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Well, it definitely wouldn't be boring...

[birdsflying]

"breaking the speed of sound in a rowboat at the top of Niagara Falls" <-- is now my favourite bad orgasm metaphor.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it's not a real one because I just made it up, but feel free to ignore that. XD

[ida-pea.livejournal.com]

haha. Hitting a home run, what will they think of next?

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

If your orgasm feels like sports, baking, having something strapped or attached to your body, a headstand, or plummeting hundreds of feet into rushing water, UR DOIN IT RONG.

I love you. (Also, can I post this to overheardfandom?)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Ahahhaha, sure. XD