You can send telegrams. Like, "EDUARDO IS A MAGICAL CREATURE STOP. NOW APPEARS VEELA PHEROMONES RESPONSIBLE FOR SEX TRADE STOP. FURTHER UPDATES IF INCEST VIBES WORSEN STOP. FSV"
(I have no reason to actually suspect this fic of being a Harry Potter fusion. It was just the first way I could think of to make the summary even worse.)
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(I have no reason to actually suspect this fic of being a Harry Potter fusion. It was just the first way I could think of to make the summary even worse.)