Final verdict: no MPreg, and no HP-fusion (though I did find that in ANOTHER fic and, unsurprisingly, fell in love with it). There was one tearing-up incident, but most of the focus was on Eduardo's epic manpain from having BEEN pimped out by his dad and less on his epic manpain from BEING pimped out by his dad. If that makes any sense.

Scale of 1 - 10 of readability . . . probably scores a 7.5. Or so. I actually liked it.

Wait, hey, hang on, where are you going? Wait, come baaaaaack!