THINGS IN FIC WHICH ARE ON NOTICE:

[cimorene]

(As far as I can tell the Stephen Colbert On Notice Generator has gafiated.)

1. "pucker"


2. "greedy" (to describe the anus)


3. "spilling hotly"


4. "so hot. so tight"


5. "his lower regions"


6. "that bundle of nerves"


7. "the evidence of his desire"


8. "erotic" in the middle of a sex scene


9. "warm fluid"


10. "his shaft"


11. "his cloth-covered length"


12. "drifting south" (or "South", which is even funnier)


13. "heat in his groin"


14. "a hardness"


15. "corresponding hardness" ("Dear language center:...")


16. "tweaked a nipple"

Comments

[brownbetty]

a;sdfkj;jk EROTIC.

I tell you, is there a less erotic word?

[anatsuno]

I think erotic is a very erotic word, myself. :)

other things I'd put on notice, mostly about dicks, it turns out

- already red and leaking at the tip

- red (or purple) and angry-looking

(both are things that used to Work For Me, but sheer overuse has made them flat and unappealing now. They need to go away a awhile until maybe they can become hot again. Or just go away.)

[rakshi]

You just crack me up. GREAT list! I'm totally with Anatsuno and I had come here to add 'red and leaking'. Or even just 'leaking'. Always reminds me of a garden hose.

Thanks for this.

[laughingrat]

We've probably all done at least one of these things. The shame!

[phosfate]

Any character telling another, "That's so hot" without irony.