cimorene | (no subject)

i need a 'which ghettohobbit/roomdweller are you?' quiz, to be taken by essentially no one, but it would be fun.

you see a squirrel. your immediate reaction is:
a. eee! help me! mommy!
b. hysterical laughter.
c. where's my bb gun/hunting knife/slingshot?
d. you don't see the squirrel because you're busy snogging.
e. why would you care about a squirrel?

the next door neighbor died and all her furniture is being sold in an estate sale. you want to:
a. go see if you can find someone to bite.
b. go there only if your girlfriend (or boyfriend) is going.
c. go pick up some cheap furniture to arrange.
d. go look for discontinued silver patterns.
e. go look for bb guns or hunting knives, or, failing that, ceiling fans. or sarongs.

you're hungry. you:
a. make some food.
b. just eat whatever you can find. it probably won't hurt you.
c. whine about it.
d. don't dare mention it, because you don't want anyone to make you make the food.
e. find a convenient table leg to gnaw on, or a piece of tin foil.

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Squirrel -
b. hysterical laughter.

Neighbour dead -
d. go look for discontinued silver patterns.

Hungry -
b. just eat whatever you can find. it probably won't hurt you.

you're me, with a smidge of hobbit for good measure. but mostly me.

you see a squirrel. your immediate reaction is:
b. hysterical laughter.

the next door neighbor died and all her furniture is being sold in an estate sale. you want to:
e. go look for bb guns or hunting knives, or, failing that, ceiling fans. or sarongs.

you're hungry. you:
d. don't dare mention it, because you don't want anyone to make you make the food

We have to make this a real quiz

you gave a sally answer and a psy answer! i think we need to write the quiz together, obviously. i don't know you well enough, apparently.

*LOL* Nahhhh, we just need more questions!!