attention, minions! ::pitiful whimper:: PLEASE?

[cimorene]

i want everyone to write me crossover fic. mikey (elijah wood's unlikely assasin from the movie chain of fools) with geoffrey (dominic's big-eared sidekick from hetty wainthropp investigates).

just drabblets? dribblets? snippets? hints and teases and whispers? just TEENSY little bits? ::bats eyelashes::

okay, i'd do with just one or two. crave! crave! imagine that i'm going to die if i don't get some. you wouldn't want *that*, would you? and if you write me some, i just might love you forever! so come one, come all.

i'm looking at you, mcee. and dorkorific. and phineasjones. and wax_jism, if we're feeling reckless. which we are. and you know, really, with this pairing your grasp of canon isn't particularly important; it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, you know?

::cravecrave::

::soulful hobbit eyes::

Comments

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

um, hmm. well i've never actually seen either one of these. feels like a bit of a handicap, really. maybe if you told me a little something about them... and why you so desperately want them slashed...

::laughs:: hey, am i a minion?

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

no, but you seem convertible to writing silly things! just look at your icon!

actually, i've never seen either of them either. well, hetty. and you've seen stills from the movie, right? with elijah holding a gun and trying very hard to look dangerous?

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[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

what, just because i once believed that elijah/peter parker was the Best Pairing Ever, you think i will write silly things.

probably right, yes. so... ok, mikey is elijah with a gun. but what about this here geoffrey. how old is he? what's his thing?

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

hee hee. he's dom. um. hetty wainthropp investigates is... a detective show about a middle-aged british lady who... investigates stuff. a mystery show. he's her assistant, a scruffy kid pulled out of... juvie? no, i think she just caught him shoplifting or something, turned him right around. so, little dom with big ears. and used to snooping around a la a PI novel. he's probably not quite twenty, at the time. you must've seen stills from hetty, like dom's ass in the shower from wax's icon.