dammit, the other half of his soul had taken the last cookie again!

[cimorene]

cimness: omfg, this sentinel fic just had jim--a TOUGH AND MASCULINE POLICE OFFICER--call blair "the other half of his soul". are you kidding me?
hollsk: .....AHAHAHAHAHA

[wax_jism: that's totally normal for the sentinel, man.  that's why i wrote that brain-eating fic.]

cimness: it's totally CASUAL.  paraphrase: "he woke up, and was a little disappointed to find himself alone in bed.  he looked around for the other half of his soul, and found him in the shower."
cimness: WTF. i'm going to be mocking this for years.
cimness: "after he got done taking a shit, he went to wash his hands, calling through the door to the other half of his soul, 'you forgot to buy toilet paper AGAIN!'"
holls: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
cimness: "slamming the door behind him, he yelled into the kitchen at the other half of his soul, 'i got your fucking orange juice, are you happy now?'"

cim: if i were really good at keeping a straight face while being sarcastic i could call you "the other half of my soul" all the time.  [makes a bizarre face trying not to laugh]
wax: but you're not.  you're terrible at it.
cim: [cracks up]

holls: Post this on your LJ, I swear to god....
holls: "he was a little more than annoyed to see that the other half of his soul forgot to clean his stubble out of the sink."
holls: "he'd expected at least a quick fuck, but when the other half of his soul farted during the blowjob, he was quite frankly turned off"
cimness: "he would have slept better except for the other half of his soul's annoying tendency to hog the covers."
cimness: "he went to get the mail, absently noting that the other half of his soul had parked him in again."

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

well, they were pretty cute. i mean, in that "holy fuck did they just get that slashy on screen?" way. however... i am having a hard time now remembering the plot. it could be because there was too much alcohol involved but i think it's more because the show sucks indescribably large donkey balls.

ALTHOUGH that was my first reaction to blair too. it was "wait, is that him? why isn't he beautiful?"

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I watched several episodes while stone cold sober and I cannot remember any plot. I don't think it was the alcohol. :D

Yes! "Wait, he's not short! The hell, people?"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I watched one episode, in the company of two dedicated TS fans. They were very, very pissed at me by the end, because:

A. The plot was straight circa-1983 Stephen J. Cannell, to the point where I could say the villains' lines along with them.

B. I said "Sentinel sense...tingling," every time Bullethead did that I've-got-a-sudden-headache thing.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! And yet, so true!