dammit, the other half of his soul had taken the last cookie again!

[cimorene]

cimness: omfg, this sentinel fic just had jim--a TOUGH AND MASCULINE POLICE OFFICER--call blair "the other half of his soul". are you kidding me?
hollsk: .....AHAHAHAHAHA

[wax_jism: that's totally normal for the sentinel, man.  that's why i wrote that brain-eating fic.]

cimness: it's totally CASUAL.  paraphrase: "he woke up, and was a little disappointed to find himself alone in bed.  he looked around for the other half of his soul, and found him in the shower."
cimness: WTF. i'm going to be mocking this for years.
cimness: "after he got done taking a shit, he went to wash his hands, calling through the door to the other half of his soul, 'you forgot to buy toilet paper AGAIN!'"
holls: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
cimness: "slamming the door behind him, he yelled into the kitchen at the other half of his soul, 'i got your fucking orange juice, are you happy now?'"

cim: if i were really good at keeping a straight face while being sarcastic i could call you "the other half of my soul" all the time.  [makes a bizarre face trying not to laugh]
wax: but you're not.  you're terrible at it.
cim: [cracks up]

holls: Post this on your LJ, I swear to god....
holls: "he was a little more than annoyed to see that the other half of his soul forgot to clean his stubble out of the sink."
holls: "he'd expected at least a quick fuck, but when the other half of his soul farted during the blowjob, he was quite frankly turned off"
cimness: "he would have slept better except for the other half of his soul's annoying tendency to hog the covers."
cimness: "he went to get the mail, absently noting that the other half of his soul had parked him in again."

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

omg that's brilliant!

[perhael.livejournal.com]

*glee*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

siriaeve and I are both here, very sick, our hacking coughs intermingling with the sounds of our hysterical, choked laughter. It's kind of awesome.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And this is why I could never watch the actual show. The fanfic ruined me!

[morningfine]

I was just having this conversation where the other half confessed to having shipped Kirk, Spock and McCoy in 'a loose threesome' and both halves of my soul were crying, but then this post happened and I don't think I'm capable of crying for a week, like. This is all kinds of perfect. You could bottle it and sell it as, uh, anti-depressant for fannish depression? Or something.

"he went to get the mail, absently noting that the other half of his soul had parked him in again."

Ahahahahaha best ever! ♥

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

We are so funny.

I still laugh about the talking garbage cans. And your reaction to Squirrelmir. I seriously almost peed myself, that was hilarious.

[norah.livejournal.com]

*ded of giggles*

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahah. i think i'm going to be laughing about this for a little while now, thanks. XD