Badfic Headers set #4

While I've been happily posting badfic summaries, my other badfic header excerpts have been building up! Time for more of those! Contains badfic headers from mychemicalslash, gerardxfrankie, and slashatthedisco.

Authors Note: I think the tense changed at some point in this...I'm not really sure when.

(  its sad. i'll let you decide whether or not im talking about the fic or my writing. )

Mikey Way = Emergency Badfic Brain Bleach

I've decided to keep the large Mikey In Hooker Boots (No, Real Ones) [eta: uploaded to my own space so you can see it! I have no idea where it came from, though] picture open in one browser tab as Emergency Badfic Brain Bleach.

That way if I'm reading along and accidentally find something like Caveman!Frank/Caveman!Gerard (really. Like they're... cro-magnons), and the Badfic Vortex is starting to look back into me, I can quickly flip away and look at Hooker!Mikey until the badfic recedes and instead I'm simply thinking "WTF?" and also, "Nice headband, dude."