Badfic Headers set #4

[cimorene]

While I've been happily posting badfic summaries, my other badfic header excerpts have been building up! Time for more of those! Contains badfic headers from mychemicalslash, gerardxfrankie, and slashatthedisco.

Authors Note: I think the tense changed at some point in this...I'm not really sure when.

Authors Note: This is a prison fic but it does not automatically mean that it's going to be very violent and terrifying.

Warning: Rape, torture, abuse, and murder lie ahead. If you don't like these things, run away now.

Warmest greetings children!!! I know this took me for-fucking-ever to get out, but here it is! The conclusion of my little Bert/Gee Catholic whore ficcie! I had some trouble when it came to access to my computer [Damn parents... x_X]. Hope you enjoy! Positive and negative criticism very welcome, as always!
Title: Dirty Jesus Man
Pairing: Gerard Way / Bert McCracken
Rating: NC-17 <3 Because Slutty Boy Sex is, lyke, so ‘in’ right now… XD

Pairing: Your Mom/Me...kidding.

Note: Sorry to anyone expecting decent and fitting ending to the rest of the story… This is pretty much just porn, plain and simple.

Disclaimer: Pete's not loco, but wouldn't life be fun if he was?

[Warning] ...I always end up killing someone off...

Title: Frank Iero
Summary: Sitting at the bus stop he sees a stranger sit next to him and he can't help but tell his past
Authors Note: A little spin off on Forrest Gump. Some parts especially from the movie. [wax_jism: Hey, it'd be better if it was called Mikey Way. Then I could buy it. He's a little special.]

Title: The Chronicles of Life and Death
Overall Summary: "These are the stories of our lives as fictional as they may seem."
Chapter Summary: "Ray...Are you...Gay?"

-Warning: Don't read this if you don't like anorexia, bulimia, or death. K? Oh and just in case, please don't think I'm trying to glorify or glamorize anorexia or bulimia or anything like that, cause I'm not. So there you go. Ana/Mia = bad. So don't complain at me that I'm trying to make it look pretty.

Pairing: Yummy Frankie Iero & Sexy Gerard Way

Authors Note: its sad. i'll let you decide whether or not im talking about the fic or my writing.

[EDIT] Just fixed a pretty embarrasing error.... clothing can't open belt buckles, fingers do! -is dumb-

Author's note: Mikey isn't exactly himself in this, i changed his personality a little bit for humourous purposes...

Rating: PG... once again because I can't have them be cheap sluts like that...

Authors Note: this is teh second fic i ever wrote

Disclaimer: The bay is real. However, Gerard and Mikey do not live on opposite sides of it, and this is just fiction.

Chapter Rating: This chapter is kind of Corny haha. PG-13 swearing.

Pairing- Quinn/Mikey "Quinnikey"??
Summary- Mikey and Quinn baby sit Gerard's kids for the day, Quinn hates kids, the baby cries.

Author's notes: I HAVE CHANGED THE STORY TITLE. I FOUND THE OLD ONE TERRIBLY STUPID.

Author's note: this is an au and takes a certain amount of suspension of disbelief. lightly inspired by sin city and six feet under. this is not a concept story. i repeat, this is not a concept story. i like to think of it as life imitates art [except not really].

A/N: How do you make some of your sentences in italics?

Paring Do I detect a hint of waycest?

Authors Note: This is the slash I have written. Please, if you read, CRITISIZE me, and give me CONSTRUCTIVE comments to make me better. I need to get better at creative writing for English GCSE, so this is my first step.

PAIRING: Mikey/Ray eventually, Gerard/and a "girlfriend" named Echo
SUMMARY: breathing is the hardest thing i ever do, i'm not the only person in the room...

Authors Note: So I kind of really want to write a Pete/Mikey fic. Because I'm bored.
But when I write fics, I tend to get ADD. And that's no fun for anyone. :( Anyway...as of right now, I am going to write one at 12:55 in the AM. WHOOOOO. PLEASE DON'T BUG THE CRAP OUT OF ME FOR THE SPELLING/GRAMMAR MISTAKES. KTHNX.

Author Note: Two things 1. Gerard and Mikey dont seem to be related in this fanfic for some reason. 2. It takes place in the 1920's

Title/Chapter: The Young Urban Psycho Path

Pairing: Police!Brendon/ Hooker!Ryan

Pairing: Brendon/Ville Valo (I SO DID...From HIM)
Summary: It was God, in man-form.

Long story short a million dollars and all my love for anyone who writes a fic with one of the guys hiding Joe Trohman in germany circa 1940's. And it works, you know, because he's totally jewish.

Title: “No sex, Toro (I Promise)”
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bob/Mikey, Ray/Nobody because he doesn’t want any mansex
Summary: The unthinkable has happened – the boys are stranded with no coffee. This is about their struggle to obtain some immediately.

Author's Notes: Sweet, a porn star fic! :D Haha, all right, I don't know anything about porn, so don't hate me, because I know nothing, haha.

Comments

[sinden.livejournal.com]

You know, it really pains me to read some of those -- and that's for the author's notes. Ow, ow, ow!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

You and Ray Toro. ;)

[sinden.livejournal.com]

I don't mind the buttsex, I just wish it was good buttsex.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

The Young Urban Psycho Path

What, the path to becoming a young urban psycho?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Should sell like hotcakes!

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

Pairing: Police!Brendon/ Hooker!Ryan

So...is Brendon a member of *The* Police? Because either way, I am le confused.


Long story short a million dollars and all my love for anyone who writes a fic with one of the guys hiding Joe Trohman in germany circa 1940's. And it works, you know, because he's totally jewish.

*CRIES*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

That one was kind of the most appalling for me too. She seemed so enthusiastic. And then someone else actually WROTE a Nazi-related fic that... didn't have the Troh in it at all!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

This is the slash I have written.

ahahhaha, that sounds like those fake motivational posters: let me show you the slash i have written! the slash i have written, let me show you it!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

except, ahahah:


as girlneedsagun said, "oh pete, it's called bisexual, okay?"

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Well, but that totally isn't what Pete means. He's "gay above the waist", aka making out with (and capable of falling for?) guys but turned off by cock. Sexuality is a lot more complex than a one-dimensional spectrum, really, so I suppose it's a rather unusual form of bisexuality with his emotional and romantic and sexual attachment preferences rather out of alignment.

other words currently making my giggle: "gaymo", "queermo", the always-wonderful "faggotry"

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

so the issue at hand for me is less that i don't understand that--because hello, i'm slightly more enlightened about at least this one thing than i pretend to be XD--it's more an issue of Language That Makes Me Giggle.

i mean, if he called himself queer (which is a perfectly valid and also suitably ambiguous term that it should suit his needs) then i wouldn't be able to giggle about it and would, instead, be able to put pete wentz slightly higher on my list of celebrities that i respect. but c'mon. half-gay = making me laugh, pete wentz!

my roommate & i were also discussing that really, it's more like he's half-bisexual, because clearly he's also lovin' the ladies, right? basically i'm too tired to be coherent for the rest of this comment.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

and of course i comment before remembering the point, namely: pete wentz makes his own badfic headers?

[melle.livejournal.com]

Author's notes: I HAVE CHANGED THE STORY TITLE. I FOUND THE OLD ONE TERRIBLY STUPID.

I think I'm in love with this person. Of course, I can't gauge genius based on one sentence, and I don't think I'll be putting effort into finding out more, so I will treat it as the folly of teenage infatuation that it probably is.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Ahahhahaha, yes. That one was extra fun! I don't think I actually read any of her story, though. But then again, even when I'm laughing with the badthors, I'm still kind of laughing at them too.