Presenting KKK cinnamon toast bits.

Oh, Finland.

A note of explanation: this is a traditional snackfood and actually consists of dried crunchy pieces of toast covered with cinnamon sugar. I used to be a big fan of cinnamon toast, but this strikes me as particularly unexciting as sweet snacks go (more like a healthy breakfast or lunch than a dessert. My culture is showing, no doubt). Wax loves them, though.

Badfic Summaries of the Day, special PATD Edition

...So in the last week I seem to have uploaded, uh, twenty new icons? And I've reached this place where I post maybe twice a day, ahahahha. But I feel really good after making them, anyway! 

For a change, have some Panic! At The Disco badfic summaries, instead of My Chemical Romance. It's equal-opportunity band love around here. As long as the band is MCR, Panic, or FOB. The problem is more that the MCR summaries are more hilarious. The Panic badthors seem to go more for random excerpts, which are sometimes funny, but not as often. Anyway:

1. Summary: Halloween had always been a favorite past-time of one, Mr. Brendon Urie. Dressing up, free candy, scaring little kids, what more could you ask for?



2. Summary:William Beckett runs a company of highschool prostitutes in the basement of his father's highschool.



3. NOTES: I posted a couple of these 'BrenandRyanandRomanianbaby' stories before, and the allure of making a story about the tickle monster was just too great. Plus, everyone loves kids, right? [I accidentally read one of these last night, and it made me so nauseated I had to go to bed.]



4. Summary: It's 1934, and the Ross family is trying to start over in California working as migrant farmers. [I thought it was Brendon who died on the Oregon Trail? I mean, wrong century and all, but. Actually, I think Brendon might die in this one, too.]



5. Title: Brendon The Curious Duck (one shot)
   Summary: Brendon is a duck (exciting, I know).
   Disclaimer: We all know that Brendon is not a duck. There fore this is not real. I also don't own Brendon or any of the other characters in this story... [I didn't read this one, because I was afraid of brain damage. I did triple-take, though.]

Wonderkiller Wax

This is my girlfriend manifesting her superhero aspect, or, in other words: wonderkilling. (About trees, this time - note prop.) She's so addicted to wonderkilling that she automatically jumps in on any question even if she has no idea about the answer. Sometimes she'll make something up (or google it), but if she doesn't have the time/resources for that, she'll just throw something out like, for example,

"Who is that tall British guy? The one playing the dad?"
"He's an actor, and he's obviously British. And tall."