Wonderkiller Wax

[cimorene]

This is my girlfriend manifesting her superhero aspect, or, in other words: wonderkilling. (About trees, this time - note prop.) She's so addicted to wonderkilling that she automatically jumps in on any question even if she has no idea about the answer. Sometimes she'll make something up (or google it), but if she doesn't have the time/resources for that, she'll just throw something out like, for example,

"Who is that tall British guy? The one playing the dad?"
"He's an actor, and he's obviously British. And tall."

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Awww, what a cute picture of Wax!!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I ♥ the infomercial presenter pose!

[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

...so, what's her take on pinecones? :D

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

It's not a pinecone, it's a larch cone, foo'! I was telling Cim about the wonderful larch tree, the deciduous coniferous tree!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I totally knew that! Even though I forgot the name. I ♥ your wonderkilling really.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, i do that sometimes. especially around the not-quite-as-wee niece when she asks questions. usually she doesn't believe me. XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I used to operate on the "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" theory, so I used to answer any "Why is __ like __?" question with "Because it was born that way" and any "Where is __?" question with "I ate it." You'd be surprised the number of people who doubletake at those answers.

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

GODDAMN. Now I want to know who the tall British actor was.

Hello, adorable picture of Wax! Is that a larch cone, just for me?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I made that up. Although it's quite possibly a real conversation since we have so many that sound like that. XD She was really into the larch thing; she explained it for like five minutes!