Sneakers - throw sausages at them or pretend to pine for them, you can't spend the night in them.

Vans Wellesley in Keren Brown



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ship wars vs pseuicide

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If you had to be stuck on a desert island with only ONE of these two types of wank to read for lolz (and no, you can't use the computer to get help! Take that logic out of here), which one would you pick?

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ship wars
26 (55.3%)

pseuicide
21 (44.7%)

Georgette Heyer - A Civil Contract

( Another rather squick-laden disappointment from late in Heyer's career. )

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1. Summary: He.
   He was innocent.
   Nervous and pretending.
   Pretending to be bold.
   Bold in the face of what was to come.
   



2. A.N - "All you need is love" - Taken from The Beatles song "Al You Need Is Love."
   



3. Disclaimer: Physicaly impossible. But I still wish
   



4. Summary: Pete Wentz was a druggie. Pete Wentz was eleven years old.
   



5. Summary: I'm not sure there's an ultimate summary..so here's a snipet
   The outside sounds of the night world, a mixture of laughter and screams seemed to drown out under the sharp, shrill ringing that had begun creeping into Patrick’s ears.