badfic summaries of the day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Frank’s a veterinarian. And when Adam shows up in his office with his cat, confusion ensues of the most unexpected kind. (Better than it sounds)



2. Summary: Frank is comfortable enough in his nice suburbia home with his wealthy parents to live without any problems, but he still finds the time to bitch. Then he meets Gerard. A kid his age on the street, who he can’t get out of his mind.



3. Summary : Frankie and Mikey work in Gerard’s Tattoo shop. Frank is the body piercer and Mikey is trying to learn the trade. First lesson; how to do a Prince Albert, first client; Frankie himself. Smut ensues. (Big surprise, huh?)



4. SUMMARY: Mikey and Quinn are cell mates in a local state prison, it's maximum security where the hardened criminals are and Mikey's been convincted of simply killing a certain man whom fucked his brother. The guards of the prison deem Mikey to be a bitch and pick on him non stop the other prisoners also pick on Mikey non stop when they're on the basketball court, cafeteria and showers. Quinn however has been convincted of raping and killing numerous amount of people, but he strikes a fancy in Mikey and comes on too strongly at times.



5. Summary: St. Jimmy was the best drug dealer in town. He and his friend, Frank. Until they got arrested and destiny put the homeless Frank right in front of the cop Gerard.

Comments

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Badfic makes Gerard a secret cutter, you know!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

WIN

You know, I'm actually surprised he's not a secret cutter more often! It's not like Rodney is angstier and crazier than Gerard!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

It's the needle phobia, maybe people think it extends to sharp implements.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Well, point. He probably squeaks like a little girl at that kind of pain.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Gerard is another of those secret cutters of others.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. That's how they do it on the murder scene!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

at night they're painting your trash gold

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

omg, i really like number four.

Mikey's been convincted of simply killing a certain man whom fucked his brother.

solid GOLD, baby!

my roommate is quite impressed by the idea of Cop Gerard, though. ♥ someone, in a picspam, made the comparison of gerard to benton fraser, and there is a certain resemblance. XD!

Re: at night they're painting your trash gold

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I so, so love the "certain main whom fucked his brother" one. ;.; SRSLY.

Sadly, the Cop Gerard one is completely and utterly unreadable, even for mocking purposes. The badthor fails to even use line breaks between paragraphs. Alas!

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

(Better than it sounds)

SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kind of doubt it too. That's a very common disclaimer in badfic headers, though...

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Once on babb_chronicles there was one that said "sounds better than it is". XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

FINALLY, HONESTY.

[birdsflying]

Ahaha. Oh, man. Quinn and Mikey? That's got 'prison bitches' written all over it and that's before I read the rest of the paragraph!

The tattoo parlour fic? AHAHAHA! And as for Gee-the-street-kid. I just, SOLID GOLD.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you have no idea my existential pain because there were only like 3 chapters of streetkid!Gee. IT WAS TERRIBLE. I wanted to read the rest of it! Frankie has a temper tantrum and storms off to the mall, where he discovers Gee sleeping on a ratty couch in the parking garage and gives him the money he was going to use to buy a CD. Then some assholes find Gee with the money and beat him up and steal it, and Frankie finds him in the street bleeding or something and takes him home. His parents are gone, so he takes Gee to his own bathroom and like, bathes his wounds... and then gives him a haircut. And then she pretty much abandoned it. But there was SUCH PROMISE. SUCH PROMISE.

As for Gerard's Tattoo Parlour... I mean. Really, the name is all you need! GERARD'S Tattoo Parlour. BRILLIANT.

[birdsflying]

Ahaha. Oh man. I am so glad you read these things so I don't have too! The haircut just *makes* it, I feel. Ahaha!

Gerard's tattoo parlour just fills me with so much joy. I mean, what else would a man with a phobia of needles run? Maybe he just owns it and sort of sidles past the actual tattooing with his eyes shielded until he can hide in the soundproofed back room where he can't hear the buzz of the needles!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

It DID. It was a very touching and heart-warming haircut, believe me! Gerard's charmingly matted dirty homeless hair, and Frank gently cutting it! While Gerard half-cringed or something because of his traumatic life! I just wish she'd stuck around to let Frank give him a fashion makeover, or something. And probably share his bed. And teach him about the warmth of loving family dinners or something. I'm sure these scenes could not have been far behind.

sidles past the actual tattooing with his eyes shielded until he can hide in the soundproofed back room

YES, EXACTLY. I hope that is precisely what he does. That's why Frankie is completely in charge of things in the shop, because Gerard's hiding in the back room smoking and fidgeting and reading comics! He knows the front room is safe for sex because there's no way Gerard will come out and discover them!

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

badfic summaries of the day

It's an AU day! This brings me so much joy. Seriously. So much joy.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

AUs really just warm the cockles, don't they? ♥

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

Or have a trainee pierce the cockles...