Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Ray stays awake at night to watch Gerard sleep, even if it makes him look sick.



2. Summary: Ryan is a squeamish gay boy, Brendon is the bored new kid at the private school, Brent is in love with his teacher and Spencer annoys the hell out of everyone. Secrets, love and friendships break. Chaos ensues. AU



3. Summary: Brendon has a two year old daughter, Ryan is her day care provider. What happens when the mother Candy has never known comes back into the picture?



4. Summary:They may not talk much, and they even may or may not have feelings other than amity, though, if they do, he doesn’t think anything will ever happen.



5. And the undisputed winner! Summary:Words do hurt, however murder hurts more." [DUDE. DUDE.]

Comments

[birdsflying]

Okay. #5? WINS THE INTERNET.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Totally. adsfjaöskdjföjsad!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i want number five on a t-shirt SO MUCH.

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

omg dude who doesn't.

seriously! seriously!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Oh noes. And, you know, waxing? Hurts more than murder.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Dammit, really? I was thinking it looked so convenient and bloodless.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

That's what they want you to think.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

My inner sadist is always pretty amused by the girls whining about having to get Brazilian waxed on Next Top Model, though.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Hee. See, murder can be quick and painless. Waxing? Not so much.

[pixxers.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The next time I piss someone off, I'm going to use that line.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

The perfect retort to "Sticks and stones..."!