plebefic summaries: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”

[cimorene]

It's a special summaries-only edition! Classic bandom is excellent for this. It's such a rich fount of crazy, contradictory, incomprehensible, infelicitous, ironic, bizarre, and just plain bad ideas.

1. Summary: He needs some fucking curtains.



2. Summary: Patrick studied the little sign quietly for a moment, the big red circle with a slash through it a too-late warning for the stick figure already halfway over the too-shallow water.



3. Chapter Summary: Gerard meets a fan who doesn't want his autograph. This doesn't settle with the coked-up singer.



4. Summary: Thizz - def. Ecstacy, MDMA, X. Drug taken when two horny boys want to "make up" a whole lot.
   Thizzface - def. The nasty looking face you make when you chew a pill, kinda like you're smelling something fowl.



5. Summary: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”