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plebefic summaries: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”
It's a special summaries-only edition! Classic bandom is excellent for this. It's such a rich fount of crazy, contradictory, incomprehensible, infelicitous, ironic, bizarre, and just plain bad ideas.
- Summary: He needs some fucking curtains.
- Summary: Patrick studied the little sign quietly for a moment, the big red circle with a slash through it a too-late warning for the stick figure already halfway over the too-shallow water.
- Chapter Summary: Gerard meets a fan who doesn't want his autograph. This doesn't settle with the coked-up singer.
- Summary: Thizz - def. Ecstacy, MDMA, X. Drug taken when two horny boys want to "make up" a whole lot.
Thizzface - def. The nasty looking face you make when you chew a pill, kinda like you're smelling something fowl. - Summary: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”
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I would like to put forth the idea that #1 has, in fact, transcended plebe and emerged as awesome. What does he need the curtains for? And is the profanity superfluous or are the curtains actually fucking? I know I'm hooked.
It's a slow day at work.
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