plebefic summaries: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”

[cimorene]

It's a special summaries-only edition! Classic bandom is excellent for this. It's such a rich fount of crazy, contradictory, incomprehensible, infelicitous, ironic, bizarre, and just plain bad ideas.

1. Summary: He needs some fucking curtains.



2. Summary: Patrick studied the little sign quietly for a moment, the big red circle with a slash through it a too-late warning for the stick figure already halfway over the too-shallow water.



3. Chapter Summary: Gerard meets a fan who doesn't want his autograph. This doesn't settle with the coked-up singer.



4. Summary: Thizz - def. Ecstacy, MDMA, X. Drug taken when two horny boys want to "make up" a whole lot.
   Thizzface - def. The nasty looking face you make when you chew a pill, kinda like you're smelling something fowl.



5. Summary: “So you’re saying,“ Patrick blinks up at Pete, “That’d I’m the spawn of Satan?”

Comments

[effex]

[laughs and laughs at #4] But what *kind* of fowl? Let me tell you, the face you make when you smell chickens is totally different from the face you make when you smell swans (mostly because you are usually running the fuck away from swans while smelling them).

I would like to put forth the idea that #1 has, in fact, transcended plebe and emerged as awesome. What does he need the curtains for? And is the profanity superfluous or are the curtains actually fucking? I know I'm hooked.


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