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Cimorene ([personal profile] cimorene) wrote2011-02-21 03:49 pm
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plebefic headers: Only If Kris' roaches weren't so damn bothersome during foreplay

  1. [From the Author's Notes] Title from ‘Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely’ by Backstreet Boys


  2. Summary: Tommy wakes up and finds out hes a shifter. Adam is a vampire who needs Tommy's help to bring down Issac, King of the Vampires. [One of the drummers in Adam Lambert's last touring band was named ISAAC, but most of the fandom can't spell it to save their lives.]


  3. Warnings: Swearing, mentions of violence, sexual situations, het (!)


  4. Fandom: Harry Potter/American Idol
    Characters: Harry Potter, Bellatrix LeStrange, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen
    Author's Notes: AU (Alternate Universe); Title inspired by the Theory of a Deadman song of the same title; Some Weasley-bashing; WARN: Slash, MPreg.
    Author’s Note2: The European Wizarding World in this fic is intentionally portrayed as a little “behind the times” from the North/South American Wizarding World. The reason being that their Ministries do not allow for the same advanced studies.
    [link to fic] “I knew he was no good the second I saw him swagger on down Knockturn Alley like he owned the place,” said a short young woman with the frizziest hair Adam had ever seen. Adam restrained from suggesting a hair care regiment to her and instead raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow and kept walking.


  5. [Summary] Only If Kris' roaches weren't so damn bothersome during foreplay. (Kradam Smex drabble)
    " I won't stop baby... Nnnn, Haven't felt your body this close since we were forced to keep eachother warm that night. " Adam groaned, His bulge was dying to breathe. His pant's felt too tight, Forcing him to hold his breath in a little.
    " I know! We're crazy to hold off... This feels so damn good. " Kris hands rubbed Adam's crotch, Loving how big it felt in his palm. It fit nicely.
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[personal profile] bethbethbeth 2011-02-21 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Only If Kris' roaches weren't so damn bothersome during foreplay.

What? WHAT?

What could this author possibly have meant by "roaches?" I'm SCARED!!
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[personal profile] cimorene 2011-02-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... the only ones I know of are insects and like... cigar ends?
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2011-02-22 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Also marijuana, right? Because that seems more IC than cigars.
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[personal profile] bluesbell 2011-02-22 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's a historical AU and they were going for "breeches"?
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[personal profile] bluesbell 2011-02-22 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
HIS BULGE WAS DYING TO BREATHE.

While foreplay that involves roaches is inexplicable and offputting, warning for slash is plain offensive. WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING IT?
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