cimorene

OMG. i just had an extremely weird dream. (note, another four hours of sleep, pretty even.)

guinevere33, you have to hear the whole thing.

in brief, though.

i came out of a mcdonald's (here!) in the winter, although it was very snowy and icy, to discover that my car had completely collapsed and was now utterly flat and two-dimensional.

guinevere33's mother came by and offered me a ride, and said in passing that

guinevere33 had been very upset for months about the people writing hate letters about me, particularly this girl from our girl scout troop. and then she was talking about all these professors who go to my church like 'they wrote another letter to the paper, and i've always liked gene, but i thought they should sign the parts they wrote. and it was a little tacky, maybe.' i was like, 'what? what hate letters?' and she wouldn't tell me what they were about. and so then we arrived at my house (why not hers?) and a giant black dog chased her as she was coming up the stairs inside, so i went to go wake my dad and tell him about the car, and i couldn't.

then i posted about what she said to livejournal, and

katsrequiem offered to meet me in a cafe and tell me the whole story, which she did. and i did, and she showed me the original letter, which was by kobe bryant and included a map to my house, and said that he hated me because he 'assumed i was a good little white and christian girl, with a name like that' and hated me because that was what he used to be. and apparently then this girl from our girl scout troop had spread the letter around. so i called

guinevere33 and she said, 'i don't know why he [kobe] called the police. it only resulted in them immediately issuing a warrant for his arrest.'