bush joke

[cimorene]

posted to sos_usa by jesuscooks:

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer,what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Nigeria, and now Campbell Brown (NBC White House reporter) is threatening to sue him for the sexual innuendo he made to her at his recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 14 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Comments

LOL

[meninaiscrazy.livejournal.com]

I can not stop laughing. ;)) That's so funny.

Thanks

[jrivka.livejournal.com]

damn. i remember when that joke was about clinton. *feels old*

[veuki.livejournal.com]

ot, cim-baby, but what font do you use for your 'dangerous' and 'smile' icons? :D

[mirabella]

Bwahahahaha! <3!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yeah. it's funnier when you hate the guy it's about.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

avantgarde bk bt. i had some trouble finding the link, but i posted it in iconsensual like last week.

[veuki.livejournal.com]

danke danke!

*smooches*

[jrivka.livejournal.com]

i'll be able to vote in the next election. i can't get over this.