looked up crumpet, and it doesn't sound v/ appetizing. i don't want to be a piece of one anymore, and i think sir ian's morsel is more like a truffle. possibly with kahlua or grand marnier.
2. A soft cake made of flour, beaten egg, milk, and barm or baking-powder, mixed into batter, and baked on an iron plate. (Royal Baker, 1890.) Now usually a soft, round, doughy cake made with flour and yeast, cooked on a griddle or the like and usu. eaten toasted with butter.
1912 E. H. RYLE Athletics iii. 53 The usual indigestible concomitants of a heavy tea--buttered buns and crumpets--ought to be eschewed.
1969 R. & D. DE SOLA Dict. Cooking 78/2 Crumpets are similar to..muffins but of porous consistency with surface holes.

which children's storybook character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen

which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen
2. A soft cake made of flour, beaten egg, milk, and barm or baking-powder, mixed into batter, and baked on an iron plate. (Royal Baker, 1890.) Now usually a soft, round, doughy cake made with flour and yeast, cooked on a griddle or the like and usu. eaten toasted with butter.
1912 E. H. RYLE Athletics iii. 53 The usual indigestible concomitants of a heavy tea--buttered buns and crumpets--ought to be eschewed.
1969 R. & D. DE SOLA Dict. Cooking 78/2 Crumpets are similar to..muffins but of porous consistency with surface holes.

which children's storybook character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen

which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen