cimorene

Hardback or Paperback? paper

Highlight or Underline? underline

Lewis or Tolkien? tolkein

E.B. White or A.A. Milne?

T.S. Eliot or e.e. cummings? eliot but NOT the wasteland

Stephen King or Dean Koontz? nothing closer to horror than zelazny

Barnes & Noble or Borders? Amazon

Waldenbooks or B. Dalton? Amazon

Fantasy or Science Fiction? Both (at different times)

Horror or Suspense? suspense

Bookmark or Dogear? Bookmark

Hemingway or Faulkner? ahahah no.

Fitzgerald or Steinbeck? neither.

Homer or Plato? plato was an asshole

Geoffrey Chaucer or Edmund Spenser? chaucer

Pen or Pencil? pen

Looseleaf or Notepad? looseleaf graph

Alphabetize: By Author or By Title? title within author. like you're supposed to.

Dustjacket: On or Off? on the wall!

Novella or Epic? novella, usually.

John Grisham or Scott Turow? i assume from the question that turow is even worse? ...neither.

J.K. Rowling or Lemony Snicket? rowling. but not as much as patricia wrede and diana wynne jones.

John Irving or John Updike? dunno.

Fiction or Non-fiction? almost always fiction.

Historical Biography or Historical Romance? jesus. ugh. ew. um, historical biography... no, historical romance... how about fantastical alternate history? yeah. that doesn't make me cry. or you-know-who either.

A Few Pages per Sitting or Finish at Least a Chapter? whole book at a time unless legs cramp or real world intrudes.

Short Story or Creative Non-fiction Essay? short story.

"It was a dark and stormy night" or "Once upon a time"? neither.

Buy or Borrow? buy used.