wax performs an accidental emergency autopsy on what was the one remaining african violet

[cimorene]

WAX:  god dammit, why does this plant keep moving in the pot?
WAX:  wait a minute, are these teeth marks?
CIM:    wax, the animals like to chew on plants.
WAX:  why this plant?  OMG! it's been uprooted!
WAX:  wait... why didn't it have more than 0.5 cm of roots to start with?

Comments

[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

Bwuhahahaha.

CSI: Greenhouse.

I'd watch that.