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[cimorene]

the next pros story using the phrase 'cat-green eyes' is going to be printed out and ripped to shreds with a red pen.

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[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

If I have to read about 'tongues battling for dominance' again, I'm going to rip out said tongues and make soup.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i have this community danglypartsiple, but it's for actual grammatical mistakes like misplaced modifiers, not just stupidity. sometimes i really want to bend the rules, like when i read about draco licking harry's nipples 'in their home' on his gleaming chest. their HOME? wtf.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

I've read about Harry's home. It's a pleasantly furnished townhouse with a small back garden and a water feature. He and Draco entertain their friends regularly whilst sipping chilled white wine and watching the latest 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy' episode.

Harry's nipples love living there.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

his nipples are brown. if you were wondering. (the brown nipples thing always makes me pause for a second. not because they can't be, of course, just--i can picture nipples easily in a variety of colors without the help, and then when they're DESCRIBED as any particular color, i invariably picture an inappropriate shade of it.)

i feel like this house should be on a hill... is it?

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Perhaps nipple colour is described so reference can be made to them after they've been twisted or put in clamps, thus they've turned purple. Harry's nipples can be all colours of the rainbow.

As much as I would love to think that the house is under the hill, thus combining my two fandoms, I believe that yes, the house is on a hill. But it's in a small, quaint village where Harry's nipples and Draco can just be themselves without pressure from the wizarding world.

I think my hate of the Harry/Draco OTP is coming out :-)

I had a look at danglypartsiple and was mortified, mortified I tell you, to find an example of my work there. Not at you - I cringed with embarressment to realise that I'd fucked up so badly. I'm going to blame it on the following facts - a) it was one of the earlier pieces I'd written and b) sometimes imagery is more important than being correct.

Oh yeah and c) I'm a scientist, not an English major...lol

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh dear! i'm so sorry to have embarrassed you--i'd never have mentioned it if i'd remembered!

ouch.

um, if you ever want beta help--i'd be happy to do it.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

It's okay :D I know I make mistakes and I'm all right with them being pointed out. After I stopped blushing I found it pretty funny.