cimorene

sooo today a cabal member who shall remain nameless ~~because i forget who it was~~ put up some links to archived pages of fandom_wank from ~~before it started to suck~~ when it was on blurty and lj. one of the oooold entries was a post of

telesilla's linking to her ex's doctoral thesis on picard/q. so i read it. there was discussion of other star trek slash as well, and the end result was...

...i decided to browse around trekiverse.org . i ended up in the garak/bashir section, and what was the first thing i clicked on?

g&b, dukat, and odo get mysteriously transported... to the titanic.

i shit you not.

stand by for further updates.

Mahogany flames dancing in Julian's eyes met and matched the azure flames of Garak's. -aftermath

ahem. not really horrible, just silly: the one where julian complains about missing his teddy bear, so garak's all, "how about we sleep together instead?"

and what about the one where julian paints a naked portrait of garak? (in which garak belittles shakespeare, but is impressed by interview with the vampire) (and omg, now there's erotic licking of garak's dirty socks--you think i'm making this up, but i'm not: "I'm rubbing the sock against my nipples now Garak," he muttered raggedly. "I'm caressing them with it, one by one.")

ps i'm really craving oranges. why? the world may never know.