cimorene

Grammar Is Racist Wank! i posted it to otf_wank. the archived version of the actual splooge (which has been deleted) is aquí.

my own paraphrase of one highlight:

him: using correct grammar is an attempt to look better than everyone else.
randy: you don't know whether the language i used would be better than everyone else's that i interact with or not.
him: i didn't say you WERE trying to look better than everyone else, just that it LOOKS like you are if you talk that way.
randy: you're assuming too much.
him: oh yeah, sure, i assume too much, CLEARLY i'm just dying to argue with you because i have no outlet for intelligent conversations/arguements!
me: it's not so much that you have no outlet for them as that you're inequipped to engage in them.
him: THERE YOU GO JUST PROVING MY POINT!!!1 you're hypocritical TOO, because you're judging ME. "i'm sorry, do you know me?..." you DON'T know me. so you don't know if i'm intelligent or not. you're just being arrogant.