assignation at a bus stop in the rain

[cimorene]

an abridged excerpt from chat, where the talk just keeps coming back to harlequins again and again.

Isilya: He enters her most private of inner sanctums!
naiad: ahahaha inner sanctum
cim: naiad, the centre of her womanhood
wax: like how the sigmoid colon is the centre of a gay man's soul!
cim: or her secret place!
Sin: cim, the petal of her womanhood
Isilya: her secret place!
cim: her secret place where she was moist and waiting for him!
cim: which makes it sound like an assignation at a bus stop in the rain
naiad: if anyone says dripping i'm outta here

and then i was told to "lj that!" and i did, the end.  and talk moved on to sex education in school.

and also

Isilya: young rodney was HEROINE CHIC
Isilya: er
Isilya: HEROIN CHIC

but it was too late because now i need a "hereoine addict" icon for each of them.

Comments

[isilya]

cim: her secret place where she was moist and waiting for him!
cim: which makes it sound like an assignation at a bus stop in the rain


I love this like Tara Reid loves vodka.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Someone really needs to put out a notice that, when writing a sex scene, flowery or just plain baffling descriptions of sex organs is wrong.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i think the memo went out, and in fact some people made public service announcements and took out billboards. but you just can't get through to some morons!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

wow, THAT much?

i just have such a vivid image of her at the bus stop... with a newspaper unfolded over her head...

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

cim: which makes it sound like an assignation at a bus stop in the rain

ahahahahaha!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

she doesn't want to be moist! why couldn't he pick coffee shop!

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

maybe he's a busdriver!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

*imagines the plot of this novel*

dot dot dot, as they say.

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

It could be called "ticket to ride". there could be awkward fumbling for change.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh my god, it could be one of those ones where he's, you know, an honest and simple working man who doesn't need much, but sweet and surprisingly witty! and she thinks she's a little superior at first! but his touch ignites her!