a private joke

[cimorene]

CHI: i totally want some underwear that says "i think it's supposed to be sexy and i think it's supposed to come off, is what i think" on it.
CIM: i don't know, it would have to be pretty big underwear to fit all that.
CHI: no, i was thinking like emmuzka's thing that lets you print a stencil with a printer and just use that.  it could be tiny, like 10-pt.
CIM: yeah but then someone would have to be awfully close to read it--okay, i guess it doesn't matter because not many people can be reading your underwear anyway*.
CHI: it can be a private joke.

[pause for cim to convulse with laughter]

CHI: don't you think it would just make everything so much better if you're having a bad day, like you drop your bag in the mud or something or a teacher says something awful to you, if you know you have a santino quote on your underwear?

ladies and gentlemen, she has a point.



*unless you're a ho.  or a supermodel who has to do a little walk-off in her underwear so the designers can compare walks.

Comments

[perhael.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

i want tiny ten point helvetica underwear that say 'what happened to andrae?'

just my .02.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

hell, why not microscopic? how about tinytext?

[eyebrowofdoom.livejournal.com]

Can you get that iron-on tshirt transfer paper there? That'd work.

/enabler

[cimness.livejournal.com]

the silkscreen would work just as well, though. and i hate that stiff tshirt transfer material.