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i bought markers today. i can color.

markers!

another party's over, and i'm left cold sober
( lyrics to one of my favorite queen songs... )

baby names

My dh and I have been discussing names lately (we already have six children: Jack Dominick, Rose Solenne, Monroe Charlize, Ophelia Eden, Heart Scarlett, Pascal Sebastien)...

wtf.

orangeblossomb: "Jaden" is a character popular in the Labyrinth fandom, he's Jareth's identical evil sexy vampire twin
cim thing: i thought that was will smith's wife.
orange: That's Jada, not Jaden
cim thing: it's just the past participle of her name
orange: I thought it was plural
orange: this is my wife, Jada. This is my cousin, Jada. Come on, let's go to dinner--Jaden? you two coming?
cim thing: cause actually jaded is the participle, isn't it--
cim thing: so hayden whatsit... is actually siamese twins.
orange: ahhhhh
cim thing: with the other head cut off.
orange: owww!
cim thing: i've read a story about that.
cim thing: but see, the other brain was in his chest.
cim thing: and they communicate telepathically
orange: eep
cim thing: unfortunately when they have sex it can be kind of gross.

also:
I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, 'What a cool name.' Which is good because that way they'll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he's shallow or a bully when he's like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they'll think he has a hip name.

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[bitchbitchbitch] the greasy man bitch whatthefuckever quiz makes the answers too obvious. if you know ANYTHING you have to deliberately answer according to which character you like and nothing having anything to do with reality. oh, cause i can REALLY relate to turning people into toads, using swords, etc etc. fuckers. [/bitch]

look, kids! cim made a quiz!

what foreign language are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

go take it!

and of course i got the result of the language i absolutely despise. alas, i knew that would happen. but you might be luckier! ^.^

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am waiting for squirrelmir's confession with bated breath.

just exactly what DID happen in psymon's pants, hm? c'mon, you nastly little rodent, before we take away your 'mr gondor' ribbon.

in other news, uploaded this new icon. label: 'dead.' have not used that label in a long while, but it's a nice multi-purpose one. this naked girl may soon be replaced with millais's ophelia, however, because she's the original dead cim. and who doesn't identify with ophelia.

::looks around at all the non-neurotics raising their hands::

oh. okay. well anyway, gip. also, i finished some other icons which were requests ::coughcough::. and i replaced the old she-ra with a new she-ra and the old pomegranate with a new pomegranate, although that was yesterday. aiiie, 'love is a sin' has been around since wednesday! it may have to go!

i'm so schizophrenic. i have Icon Issues.

I HATE

the treebraches outside the window.

they can just SHUT UP now.

thank you. that is all.

oh no, wait. if you ever meet someone and one day you realize that there are things you could say to them that no one else in the universe would possibly understand... cling to them, for you have found a best friend. a real one! and those are tough to find.

if you hadn't noticed i'm all emotional today.

damn these hormones.

::drinks tea::

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there seems to be some disagreement here over the quote of the day.

hollsk picks:
'And you really shouldnt wear baggy pants around a squirrel thats sexually attracted to you!'

cim picks:
'I would do it all again for another quick bite, even if it means being dunked in hot cheese and thrown to the dogs again!'

squirrelmir has done it again.

pain and suffering yo

squirrelmir has a new layout and icon! go him me.

::yawn::

owowowowow. back hurts.

it's so cold. can i walk to the drugstore for ibuprofen in this weather?

wah. bitchbitchmoanmoan.