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aim chooses NOW to crash? the fuck?

::fumeseethefume::

kitten_head! i emailed you! i had to finish this essay thing but i did it! ::kisskisskiss::

the department of a whole bunch of guys named victor

dear victors,*

it would not displease me to discover upon waking tomorrow morning that the entire internet were mysteriously free of fuckheads.

with affection and sincerity,

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my stomach is such that whenever i wake up an hour and a half before my alarm, it's wildly upset almost to the point of not letting me get back to sleep.

hum. and! my ink cartridge is out! you know what this means, don't you. it means i have to leave early so i can print two different things out in the computer lab. of course, their printers are these spiffy nifty laser ones, so overall it is probably better. but i'd like to replace the cartridge, too. when i remember.

neruda today!

se desviste la lluvia. ::sigh::

look! look! a troll! whee!

and a WITTY AND URBANE troll too! could i be more flattered? could i? no, i don't think so! wow. what a lovely day. did you know i'm going to declare an english major? thechaosdiva! look, look! heeeeeeeeee. ah, the unknown context. ::falls over::

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woo! discovered oneko_briar doesn't have to make me an official mod for me to be able to make community posts and delete posts to iconsensual. it's all about the passwords, baby. maybe i'll make a slightly bitchy statement over there in the near future.

Marxists' Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn't Work

AMHERST, MA--The filthy, disorganized apartment shared by three members of
the Amherst College Marxist Society is a microcosm of why the social and
economic utopia described in the writings of Karl Marx will never come to
fruition, sources reported Monday.

(from the daddy, and lord knows where he got it.)

edit: a moment's reflection which i didn't have would have told me the onion.

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last night it rained the way you like to listen to but not the way you like to walk in and this morning the campus was littered with drowned earthworms, particularly the hill i had to walk up in the morning. i really haven't been paying attention all fall--phineasjones may remember me saying dazedly in her car, 'when did all the trees turn colors?' well, they've now all gone from orange to red, only some of them are berries and there's sometimes a splash of gold. the shrubbery which mysteriously appeared overnight in the middle of the quad looks like it's been wounded in multiple little slashes; all the leaves from its top have fallen already, and the scarlet ones on the lower branches are sparse, each one like a little gout of blood.

yesterday in the english department hallway, lurking, i overheard someone say to her advisor with great disgust that 'everyone just tries to imitate hemingway.' and then today the professor said that 'everyone wishes they'd written the great gatsby.' felt like waving hand in air. 'OH, OH, I DON'T! FITZGERALD SUCKS! ...what?'

AHAHAH

thechaosdiva: think 1989
cim thing: am i supposed to know something about 1989?
claire: just...watch it again very closely
cim thing: all i'm thinking is 'fall of the soviet union'
cim thing: wait... was that elijah?
claire: YES
cim thing: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
claire: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
claire: he was just 8
claire: "the fall of the soviet union" PLEASE, WOMAN, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

in the continuing saga of conversations...:

wax_jism: although I've opened word, which f w...asfrtain amount o
wax: wtf?
cim thing: ahhahahahahaha
wax: something odd is going on with my keyboard.
cim thing: hahahah
wax: f..
cim thing: hahahah
wax: ksa--
cim thing: oh dear, i can't breathe.

further proof along the lines of elijah wood is very very gay

seen in public together? gay. seen with girls? gay. baked goods? gay. messenger bag? gay.

( stupid facial expressions? GAY, GAY, GAY )

screenshot courtesy thechaosdiva. logic courtesy elijah wood is very, very gay.

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1. quizilla should die.
2. guinevere33! i can't find the moo song! ::sob::
3. why do yuppie companies like lands' end make such a startling array of ugly things?

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1. okay so... in my creative writing class today one of the guys hadn't heard of magical realism. ahem.
2. am starting to feel twinges of panic. fuck it. should have gone to bed an hour and a half ago.