recs page dilemma: advice please

after i come to a good stopping place in combing for POTC-fic, my recs page is LONG overdue for a good overhaul. it's LONG. long as FUCK, and it takes a long time to load. i dunno what to do with it. i'm considering splitting it into several pages. to give you an idea of the length, the current count is:

LOTR: 41
LOTR RPS: 22
harry potter: 86
star wars: 18
star trek: 34
due south: 72
the professionals: 41
smallville: 13
the west wing: 17
other including the sentinel, nslash, sherlock holmes, stargate, and pirates of the caribbean: 59

total: 403

[Poll #168263]

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i caught a kitty.

it's highly probable that he is the cutest thing on this side of the atlantic ocean (on the other side, of course, there's wax_jism).

rec

look, some pirates real person fic: an arty, intriguing little mood piece with a lot of smoking in it, dark like a black and white photograph, not like dark!fic. smoky. not very sexed-up, but very sensual. it's short as fuck, the main drawback--everything in this fandom is, damn them. oh right, and the link...

smoke signals by thoughts_appear, just yanked out of pirategasm, on its way to my (new! improved! eventually!) recs page.

i can tell by his tone

when i get 'the system has recovered from a serious error,' i always think of how kirk defeats the changeling. (in increasingly shrill voice: 'error!... err... or...' ::emits smoke:: kirk: 'get it to the transporter! NOW!' [out in space] BOOM. [ship shakes] [kirk and spock exchange the I'm Sure Glad You're Not Dead Look])

tell me, baby, what's wrong with you?

dude, i saw a picture of johnny depp at the premiere of potc looking just horrible.

okay, not horrible--i've found it--but freaky and weird. o.0 the blond hair? in the... dixie chick tufty things? and the HAT? oy!

lookit!

miss completely

i had to stay awake to call mom at 8:00; the idea was that the ringing would help her find her cell phone, which she might have left in her classroom (9.9). no luck, apparently. will study The Layout Problem when i wake up again. yo-ho-ho and back to bed. an' all that.

oh, and p.s.: VIGGO.

;alskdjff

phone missing, mom wanted me to drive up to her school to bring her my phone. so she can lose it too, right? but i would have anyway except that the other things she said she wanted weren't where she said they were. four hours' sleep! come on. now, changing back into pajamas, suddenly i'm bringing up bile. didn't feel nauseated before, but it burned my throat so badly tears came to my eyes. and now i DO feel nauseated. grrreeeeeaaaat.

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a;sldkjf;aklsd oh fuck her. mom: where lack of planning (or idiocy) on your part... DOES constitute an emergency on mine. a;lskd$%#;dgfgllth#@!!!

rec

cry out love by zortified. piratesfic, jack pov, gen. short.

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back to bed only two hours late. ::stumbles off::

sometimes i despair the world will never see another man like him

tell me i'm not the only person in the world infatuated with shades of gray?

::makes images for layout::

::yawn, stretch::

edit last entry: omg, hollsk's baby is. so. cute. omgwtf!!1!!viggo!!1

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::facepalm::!

alan rickman+a wall=x.x

omg, i just spent seven hours creating this layout.

not time to test it yet, cause i've got to read some more piratefic before i upload it.

so instead i give you ( alan rickman leaning against a wall )