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last fall when i told my mom and dad that i had a girlfriend (and of a necessity came out) i wasn't comfortable with anyone else having that information. i told them i didn't want to talk to the rest of the family yet and to keep it a secret.

so i've been pissed off at my grandfather for some time, but he and debby were here last night so i figured what the hell, and this morning we were chatting and i said 'i'm bisexual and i have a girlfriend in finland,'

and debby said 'oh! we knew that already! your mom told us last thanksgiving!'

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my stomach is sorta mildly unhappy.

i recommend this art site, which belongs to snapeplushies. there's a small amount of snape and harry/snape (and some other stuff) drawings, but the style is stunning.

barbie/barbie femmeslash

look, i made lesbian barbie porn.


( it's not long, but there's some barbie!nudity and some 'graphic' sex. )

she is the one called sailor cripple

eta: fixed

is she supposed to have those little dots on her head?

addendum...

...to lesbian barbie porn.

randwise_gamgee is into the .

don't ask ME. ::innocent look::

where does cim's picturespam intersect with one of her otps? at ALAN. (4 as snape)

if i didn't post these, i'd've lured perian here on false pretences, and we wouldn't want that...

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FUCK

things to say fuck about

1. i don't have enough food for three weeks
2. i don't have enough money for three weeks' food.
3. daddy and mommy won't be here for three weeks.
4. after just one weekend of company, i'm starting to get lonely.
5. i think our sink has started to RUST.

fuck.

everything i wish i did

hollsk, i think i'm gonna try to call you tomorrow.

southpaw526, i don't know if i can accomplish two things in one day, esp. two phonecalls, so i may have to leave it to the day after that.

invective and flaming

i've read some truly delicious rants and raves and flames in the course of my time at fandom_wank, but it doesn't seem to be something i can pick up. i try to insult people and i just... fail. i'm horrible at curses. horrible!

look at the best i can do: she's such a fucking whore. she is a goddamned back-stabbing self-obsessed self-righteous idiotic self-important cuntface whore. like, wow. or rather, not wow.

someone help me out. how does really good flaming go? how do YOU curse people out? what's the most fabulous flame you've ever seen?