annotated arashi youtube links!

o no arashi, in which nino + dog (filtered through ohno's wild imagination) = ?

i particularly like ohno's reaction when the second picture he flips over is... his boyfriend.

and also the solemn analysis the others engage in when they see his cracktastic and slightly pornalicious drawing.

ohmiya sk rabu fanvid

i love... everything. they're married! they've been married for YEARS!

ohno wants to go to a desert island with nino [subbed clip from mma]

sometimes reality is even more delightful than fiction! and jun's mocking and lounging and sho's ringmaster voice and aiba's giggling into his hands are all totally fabulous backup for ohmiya's love.

aiba's letter to arashi

ohno's manly tears are completely great, but even their greatness is mostly eclipsed by jun's constant blinking and sniffing and aiba's steady crying. oh dear! they all love each other so much!

everyone flicks aiba on the forehead

in which nino has fluffy hair and jun has a really sparkly shirt and knows how to accessorise.

making of aozora pedal pv

in which they paint each other's faces.

name arashi, in which ohno becomes the leader

there's nothing NOT to love about this, but specifically (a) nino already calls ohno ohchan; (b) everyone, rather bafflingly, thinks ohno is cool; (c) ohno is even more clueless and dorky than modern!ohno; (c) BABY EVERYONE IS DEATHLY. ESPECIALLY BABY JUN, OMG, HE'S LIKE SOME FREAKING BABY ANIMAL, HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN BABY AIBA AND HE'S SO BONY AND POINTY AND HIS GRIN IS BIGGER THAN HIS FACE; (d) they decide it with paper rock scissors, and when ohno wins he's like "okay, sho - " and sho's like, "YOU WON, SO YOU'RE THE LEADER!" and everyone's like :D and ohno's like ">:O wait a - wtf - hey - you've got to be kidding me!" oh ohno, so ineffective a leader that he can't even argue about being made leader against his will in complete sentences! ♥ ♥

live performance of cool & soul

with ohmiya sk and jun jumping on the table and aiba (accidentally?) producing the rare Aiba Voice of Sex. *__*

nama arashi - body coordination competition pt 1

this has jun pwning everybody at coordination and sho pirouetting around like some demented gay modern ballerina to stick skull stickers on the losers, and also, jun stroking aiba's back rather determinedly. aiba puts "respond to jun stroking my back" in his mental queue, apparently, but then after about five seconds he's like "oh and by the way :D, i'm totally fine and you don't have to do that," and jun's like "... are you sure?" and totally doesn't stop. at least not right away. i think aiba was probably sick recently, though, and thus the hovering, because after the jumping jacks you'll notice he has a coughing fit and the camera even shows his face being kind of woobie and exhausted.

ni no arashi: nino coughs up blood, from g no arashi 2006 06 28

ohno is SUCH A SEME. *__*

ni no arashi: kuma in the bus

Q: which is the best part? (a) jun's reaction face (b) aiba's running around (c) ohno's lukewarm "bikkuri shita"?

jun stage report

in which he talks very very seriously while wearing adorable red emo glasses.

aiba and jun break up

except that the title should really be AIBA AND JUN FAIL AT BREAKING UP because they do. not only can neither of them keep a straight face, but when aiba tries to break up with jun, jun's kind of like, "baby, you're confused, come on" and finally aiba is like "okay" and they walk away cuddling.

a no arashi: straw

aiba makes them drink juice from a glass using various things as straws, including a recorder. YES, A RECORDER, THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.

d no arashi: making stuff according to the ingredient list

in which jun and aiba fail to make instant ramen. but they do kind of make slime.

making a new d no arashi opening 2004 jan 14

in which everybody spells LEADER IS THE BEST (unwittingly), and ohno directs while wearing a hitler mustache. also, nino notices ohno's fly is undone and ohno's sketches of all their facial expressions are completely awesome.

arashi no waza-ari 2004 05/08: aiba & jun play golf

JUN IS SO GAY HERE. oh my god, the poses. and aiba's lame golf skills. and MORE POSES. and if you were wondering... jun swallows. :X

arashi no waza-ari quiz: 2005 02/12 pt 1, pt 2

in which nino appears to be mouthing ohno's ear but he's really only whispering in it (possibly accepting a proposal of marriage ohno made backstage), and then ohno and jun demonstrate french kissing on stage and nino gropes ohno's ass. "not on camera, baby!" "what do you mean, not on the show? french kissing okay, but no groping? you wouldn't let me kiss you on the air - " "nino, that's not the same - "

aiba in the bath with kidlets, aiba and sho making dinner, the new KODOMO NO BAN-GOHAN show opening credits

aiba's chef's hat is dorky and cute and aiba's IN THE BATH WITH KIDLETS and they are MAKING DINNER FOR CHILDREN. *___* it is always possible to love arashi more.

ohmiya in d no arashi: how long does it take superglue to stick? and pt 2

so. married. and there's this little hug at the end.

i guess there's some links here.