"Those are STRIPPERS! Those aren't nurses!"

Welcome To The Black Parade on Much Music's Video On Trial (because you can't go wrong with Canada! And I love this):

"He says his dad asked him when he was young if he would grow up to be the saviour of the damned. Really? Who was your dad? Darth Vader?"

"Where'd this doctor go, DeVry? He's doing nothing!"

"Then the curtain drops, and who'd've known, the hospital is in Afghanistan."