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Living in the Future

I can almost substitute my phone for everything I used to carry around - or could imagine carrying around - with me: camera, mp3 and video player, flashlight, kitchen timer, ebook reader, shared grocery list with my wife's phone that updates automagically.

Earlier today I simultaneously ran a timer for my tea which was steeping, uploaded some photos I'd just taken to Picasa, and calculated modifications to a crochet pattern for a different yarn gauge by switching back and forth between the unit converter (inches to cm and vice versa) and the calculator. Day before yesterday it occurred to me to download a counter app to keep track of which row I'm crocheting, but I haven't had a chance to use it yet because I'm working in the round just now (on a hat, after finishing these beautiful scale-textured fingerless gloves last night).

plebefic headers: I'll therefore say right now, don't read this transcript if you're stupid.

1. Warnings: Angst, egg!fic, AU, spoilers through Swan Song [cimorene: Wax? :| waxjism: ...? cimorene: There has arisen, within the Supernatural fandom and the angel/human subgenre, a trope known as "egg!fic"... in which angels are like birds... and lay eggs. waxjism: ...Don't tell me these things.]



2. Disclaimer: This is pure imagination and let's hope that neither guy ever actually does go through this. I swear I want them to be safe... I just have a bit of a messed up mind, is all ;)



3. [Author's Notes] Remember, I said a few parts back that something horrible was coming? Well, here it is; get a truck load of tissue ready. Character death but not really. Keep this in mind as you read and TRUST ME *offers hugs and soothing words*



4. [Author's Notes] I decided to make this story which will show the real BDSM life and how it actually is beautiful and plesent if you have with it needs for it.



5. [Author's Notes] I believe some authors give warnings at the start of their work. I'll therefore say right now, don't read this transcript if you're stupid. Or easily offended. Unfortunately, you're almost certainly either stupid or easily offended, if not both, because most people are.

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