plebefic headers: "plot" & "porn"

1. Contains murder, obviously. Also, it's in second person. I don't even know why - I hate second person.


2. Warning: "PLOT" & "PORN", definitely MASTURBATION (no quotes), unbetaed


3. Written for the kinkmeme prompt for shark!Erik and dolphin!Charles, answering the question on every X-Men fan's mind: What would the XMFC movie be like if Charles and Erik were marine animals? [Note: I highly recommend this story. Even though it's actually angsty.]


4. Charles POV is in Britspeak, if you think I need a glossary, please tell me.


5. [Author's Notes] Apologies in advance if I say fuck WAY too many times.

♥ perhael #1