a pinch of thesauritis, a soupçon of eggcorn, and a generous tablespoonful of homophones*

1. hands moved parsimoniously down his body until they were firmly accentuated on his hips,


2. quote-on-quote "fucking awesome,"


3. like an electrical currant


4. has the gull to ask


5. voice riddled with concern


6. eye contact does not waiver

*I sought a one-word description of #5, but I failed.