why cim loves the internets, part #1,600,041- #1,600,042 (well, more like why i love google)

[cimorene]

1. "transform the following sentences from active to passive voice": trying to remember if i should make the participle agree in gender with the subject, i googled "activo pasivo" and came up with this hit about gay sex: on the page of results it says, "sexual roles: are you [that is, y'all] active, passive, or versatile? the subject of being active or passive in a homosexual relationship isn't something that [...]. one associates being active with the masculine role and being passive with the feminine role."



2. wax wondered if i could hum the 1812 overture from memory and i couldn't so i googled it and immediately found a page with about five free versions for download.