well, he IS gay

[cimorene]

how gay is matsujun? this gay.

me: so on his radio show he plays "i will always love you" and "unchained melody" and the peabo bryson version of "a whole new world" and - OMG, "my heart will go on"?
wax_jism: that just ain't right. your boy has some fucked-up music taste.
me: well, not that i like it, but - he is GAY.
wax_jism: oh, so i see, the divas - wait, he's really gay?
me: *stares* yes. he's really gay.
wax_jism: really gay?
me: um - well, if you're asking if he's out - no. but -

perhael: has she like, *seen* pictures of him?!

wax_jism: but dude, he's in a boyband.
me: yes, but he also picks his own clothes sometimes and -
wax_jism: but so did jc.
me: dude, he is gayer than that.

perhael: sho's in a boyband, too!

wax_jism: but is he like -
me: he is GAY. he is REALLY GAY. he's like ELTON JOHN. he is like. he is GAY, okay.
wax_jism: oh, so he's like... emmett?
me: yeah. he could be on queer guy or - he's just TOTALLY GAY.

perhael: *convulses* you need to post that to your lj.