unintentionally funny headlines

[cimorene]

My dad forwarded to me this unattributed list titled "Best actual headlines of 2005".  I haven't been on the internet in the past few days, for the most part, so in lieu of something more substantial to post about...


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

War Dims Hope for Peace



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Panda Mating Fails;  Veterinarian Takes Over

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures



Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge




Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors




And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Comments

[syredronning.livejournal.com]

LOL Great headlines! *G*

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

*dies* I think I've seen some (or all) of those before but they're hilarious every time.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

LOL, DUDE!! Those made me laugh SO HARD!!!

I still like that one I found when I was little in my local newspaper: 'Radioactive Waste on the Table Tonight'

[anabelwumpkins.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! these are great! thanks for a silly start to my day!

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh till I cried; thank you~

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

Awesome!

[revulo.livejournal.com]

'Miners Refuse to Work after Death'

Miners: WE REFUSE TO BE ZOMBIES!

[admiralmemo.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* These are awesome.

[penm.livejournal.com]

i peed myself laughing a little bit.