cultural appropriation wank in lolcat form

[cimorene]

I apologise in advance for the quantity of lolcat speak in this parody.

Deer Emocat,

I want to rite emo and atmosfeeric sexytiems, but I dont no how 2B deep. :( Wat cn I do?

Sinceerly,
Cultural Apropreashun Cat

Deer Cultural Apropriashun Cat,

Not 2 wories. Sexytiemes is life afirming and emotastic if they happens after talkin bout death or genicide!!! But dont use ur own culter, that could be a bummer! Try cambodia LOLs, :) nobody has ben their so it wont B 2 sad :) Have fun wit ur sexytiems!

Sinceerly,
Emocat