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SCOTTY: mr spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.
SPOCK: did i? i may have been mistaken.
MCCOY rolls his eyes heavenwards.
MCCOY: well, at least i lived long enough to hear that.
the VERY, VERY GAY closer scene, long, cuddly and including about 25 caps.
MCCOY is whispering in KIRK's ear on the bridge while SPOCK moves about doing his job. MCCOY and KIRK chuckle.
when SPOCK reaches his station they converge like vultures.
KIRK: now, mr spock...
SPOCK: captain?
KIRK: there's really something i don't understand about all this, and maybe you can explain it to me--logically of course.
MCCOY grins.
KIRK: when you jettisoned the fuel and you ignited it you knew that there was virtually no chance of it being seen and yet you did it anyhow, and that would seem to me to be an act of desperation.
SPOCK: quite correct, captain.
KIRK: now, we all know--and i'm sure the doctor would agree with me--that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. now, how does your well-known logic explain that?
SPOCK raises his eyebrows and gives a little shrug.
SPOCK: quite simply, captain. i examined the problem from all angles and it was plainly hopeless.
UHURA and that other girl are giggling.
SPOCK: logic informed me that, under the circumstances, the only possible action would have to be one of desperation. a logical decision, logically arrived at.
KIRK (crossing his arms): ah-haaah. i see.
KIRK: you mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.
KIRK smiles down at SPOCK. there is a little pause--SPOCK straightens a little.
SPOCK: well, i...
SPOCK: wouldn't put it in exactly those terms, captain, but... those are essentially the facts.
KIRK looks a little put out.
KIRK leans in close to SPOCK, putting his arm around SPOCK's shoulders.
KIRK: you're not going to admit that for the first time in your life,
KIRK: you committed a purely human emotional act?
SPOCK frowns a bit, shaking his head, and crosses his arms over his chest.
SPOCK: no, sir.
KIRK smiles, and he, MCCOY and everyone else on the bridge start laughing.
then KIRK leans even closer.
KIRK (grinning, a few inches from SPOCK's face and in a rather intimate tone): mr spock, you're a stubborn man.
SPOCK turns his head away a little slowly, raising his eyebrows.
SPOCK: yes, sir.
EVERYBODY ON THE BRIDGE cracks up and KIRK goes back to his command chair, only to collapse chuckling with his face in his hand as the credits roll.
bonus!
bonus 2!
"this dead body just totally RUINS the feng shui."
SCOTTY: mr spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.
SPOCK: did i? i may have been mistaken.
MCCOY rolls his eyes heavenwards.
MCCOY: well, at least i lived long enough to hear that.
the VERY, VERY GAY closer scene, long, cuddly and including about 25 caps.
MCCOY is whispering in KIRK's ear on the bridge while SPOCK moves about doing his job. MCCOY and KIRK chuckle.
when SPOCK reaches his station they converge like vultures.
KIRK: now, mr spock...
SPOCK: captain?
KIRK: there's really something i don't understand about all this, and maybe you can explain it to me--logically of course.
MCCOY grins.
KIRK: when you jettisoned the fuel and you ignited it you knew that there was virtually no chance of it being seen and yet you did it anyhow, and that would seem to me to be an act of desperation.
SPOCK: quite correct, captain.
KIRK: now, we all know--and i'm sure the doctor would agree with me--that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. now, how does your well-known logic explain that?
SPOCK raises his eyebrows and gives a little shrug.
SPOCK: quite simply, captain. i examined the problem from all angles and it was plainly hopeless.
UHURA and that other girl are giggling.
SPOCK: logic informed me that, under the circumstances, the only possible action would have to be one of desperation. a logical decision, logically arrived at.
KIRK (crossing his arms): ah-haaah. i see.
KIRK: you mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.
KIRK smiles down at SPOCK. there is a little pause--SPOCK straightens a little.
SPOCK: well, i...
SPOCK: wouldn't put it in exactly those terms, captain, but... those are essentially the facts.
KIRK looks a little put out.
KIRK leans in close to SPOCK, putting his arm around SPOCK's shoulders.
KIRK: you're not going to admit that for the first time in your life,
KIRK: you committed a purely human emotional act?
SPOCK frowns a bit, shaking his head, and crosses his arms over his chest.
SPOCK: no, sir.
KIRK smiles, and he, MCCOY and everyone else on the bridge start laughing.
then KIRK leans even closer.
KIRK (grinning, a few inches from SPOCK's face and in a rather intimate tone): mr spock, you're a stubborn man.
SPOCK turns his head away a little slowly, raising his eyebrows.
SPOCK: yes, sir.
EVERYBODY ON THE BRIDGE cracks up and KIRK goes back to his command chair, only to collapse chuckling with his face in his hand as the credits roll.
bonus!
bonus 2!
"this dead body just totally RUINS the feng shui."
