Horse Wank

[cimorene]

That's not some grody reference to the guy with the horse wife. It's what Wax has been reading since she woke up like six hours ago: this huge page that's an archive of crazy and/or stupid and/or wanky horse owners and breeders, all compiled by a single snarky woman, sort of like Go Fug Yourself. I don't know much about horses, but it's still funny from where I'm sitting (ie three feet to the left of the monitor. Badum ching). And she keeps LOLing and telling me things that don't actually make sense. She says, "Well, it makes a change from reading fandom wank," by which she means day-to-day fandom annoyances and not the actual community fandom_wank, which she only occasionally reads.

The best part was the guy on Craig's list who emailed a horse rescue place that he had just gotten a DUI so he needed a horse to ride instead. "Ps I can also take care of her/him :)".

Comments

[vass]

The guy with the horse wife actually featured on that blog. And not for having sex with his horse! He had an improperly run horse rescue and was asking for money for it. And then in the comments thread it turned out that he was 'his wife? a horse' guy.

[southpaw526.livejournal.com]

I follow that blog! I haven't read the wank-fest yet, but I can imagine it's gotten pretty nasty. The original blog is by FuglyHorseoftheDay.