my brain. what is wrong with it?
6 May 2008 04:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimoreneYesterday I went to the store and remembered to buy icecream, breakfast cereal and bananas, and all the ingredients for breakfast burritos for dinner. I realised as soon as I got home that I had forgotten the milk. I later discovered, after three bowls of cereal had been eaten, that we were also out of dogfood AND catfood. So this morning I forgot again and poured a bowl of cereal. There was no milk, so I ran to the store and came back with milk and garbage bags (for picking up dog poop with, you see - I was out of those too). And then the dog was like O HAI MOMMY INVISIBLE SANDWICH? and I remembered how we were also out of animal food. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN????????
Total trips to grocery store in last 24 hours: 2
Total items forgotten in the course of those 24 hours: 4 (or more???)
Total items still not purchased which were needed, like, six hours ago: 2 (or more???)
Total predicted trips to the grocery store for the rest of the week: Going by this record, at least 1,5 per day, or six (or more???)
Other things I have considered making posts about recently, before changing my mind:
Finally, have a picture.
Total trips to grocery store in last 24 hours: 2
Total items forgotten in the course of those 24 hours: 4 (or more???)
Total items still not purchased which were needed, like, six hours ago: 2 (or more???)
Total predicted trips to the grocery store for the rest of the week: Going by this record, at least 1,5 per day, or six (or more???)
Other things I have considered making posts about recently, before changing my mind:
- Flesh-coloured tights: Just. Say. No.
- All the people I hated most in my hometown, how all of them came from our friendly Unitarian Universalist Congregation, and how that has quite reasonably contributed to my misanthropy
- Homemade chocolate sauce for brownies: MISTAKE
- Straight Man and Funny Man, or rather, just the Straight Man: Jeeves, Sherlock Holmes (a straight man without the humour? A Jeeves-type cast, paradoxically, as the unorthodox or comic?), Spock, Data, Fraser of Due South, etc. Why are they so awesome?
- The Holocaust and how I have been trying to make a post about it for a year and not managed yet, but maybe I will soon, although don't hold your breath, because it's hard to be coherent when I get really, really angry
Finally, have a picture.
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Date: 6 May 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 6 May 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)